I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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