I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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