help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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