nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
tell me about the fingering
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