I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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