yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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