thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
what day is it and did you see me today?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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