When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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