Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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