Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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