On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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