i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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