her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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