my room smells like sperm. sweet.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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