If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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