walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the day after is always just damage control
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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