is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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