Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
COCAINE IS GR8
why is half of my head shaved?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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