i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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