can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
