At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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