Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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