I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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