Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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