i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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