Kiss
Puke
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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