The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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