The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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