Sponge bath it is.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What drink are we having for lunch?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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