marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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