im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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