You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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