you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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