HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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