erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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