shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
