Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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