just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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