what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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