It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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