Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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