Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
