Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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