dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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