just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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