Can i not drive my cunt home
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i will never coherently bang her
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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