Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
smell my finger.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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