Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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