Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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