just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
