It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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