I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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