Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
her vagine was all disorganized.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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