come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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