Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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