): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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