"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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