is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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