What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just googled if crying burns calories
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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